Recently I have become aware of a small but growing movement in my local area. The praise and worship of the Goat Boy – Lefi Ganderson. The locals celebrate and praise his wisdom through ritual Cheese eating at the Lamb Public House in an event they call Homage de Fromage.
Increasing numbers of locals are becoming enthralled in the strange but oh so wonderful activities. Drag racing, Parading in Boiler suits (otherwise known as the talc miners band), exploring Ley Lines, 50 second silences in respect for Lefi and using the power of Lefi to place themselves inside a board game! What brilliant madness.